Give this card on Earth Day to celebrate this special world we share. It takes the sender and recipient on a worldly journey and reveals a hidden message when the Sun is aligned due East for sunrise. Also available as an e-card! Many great messages! • Make DIY (Download PDF) • Send \\ Buy // Share *Teachers*: Classroom Kit
IT’S OVER!! >>>> Finally!! January was rough, so we’ve got some love for you!
MAKE LOVE 👄 Send your lover a Valentines Day E-card! Schedule it now, check ’em out! SO CUTE!
NOT WAR!!! We hate to profit off of war (so to say) but this shit needs to said more than ever right now, somehow. Sending the bumper sticker and other stickers out super low $$$ tho. MAKE LOVE > NOT WAR
MUCH LOVE 👭 Show some love to your homegirl, it’s Galentines Day! Totally platonic love sends for you gal pal! Have more than she/her friends? Probably so! Also check out all our Palentines Day Cards and sends!
BIRTHDAY LOVE 🎂 Half-off all January and February (and March too) birthday e-card sends!! SO Yay! You probably forgot that January birthday, let’s be honest, so send it late?! Why not! Plan ahead and schedule a send!
Don’t forget! It’s 2024?!… Get our official sticker!
AI IS STILL EVERYTHING in 2024 which means we have a whole bunch of AI generated nonsense because apparantaly AI can do friggin anyting. NOT!
>>>> Just check out our full moon send (Jan 25) and new moon send (feb 9) for now….
SPEAKING OF MOONs… it’s our… ⤵️
NEW MOONS OF THE YEAR SALE! 🌙 Including our 🌗 2024 Moon Calendar 🌓 PRINTS AVAILABLE! Also: Moon Calendar is available as a digital download / diy print version
It happens like a snap and we’re in it! WINTER! Make sure to Check out the Winter Catalog, view our list of Winter To Do’s etc. We’ve got a lot of cold clothes to check out. Something to snuggle in. Plus Solstice (fri dec 22) and Xmas stuff.
Cool Stuff
Stuff someone special’s stocking with stickers and fucks.
also: paper clip phone holder
Solstice Sends
Solstice 2023 is December 21st. Celebrate by sending a Solstice card to someone special. Wish them a wonderful new year as we begin anew again.
01/25 – Wolf Moon: Thursday, January 25th 02/24 – Snow Moon: Saturday, February 24th 03/25 – Worm Moon: Monday, March 25th 04/23 – Pink Moon: Tuesday, April 23rd 05/22 – Flower Moon: Wednesday, May 22nd 06/21 – Strawberry Moon: Friday, June 21st 07/21 – Buck Moon: Sunday, July 21st 08/19 – Sturgeon Moon: Monday, August 19th 09/17 – Corn Moon (H): Tuesday, September 17th 10/17 – Hunter’s Moon (H): Thursday, October 17th 11/15 – Beaver Moon: Friday, November 15th 12/15 – Cold Moon: Sunday, December 15th
A List of New Moons for the Year 2024
01/10 – New Moon: Thursday, January 11th 02/08 – New Moon: Friday, February 9th 03/09 – New Moon: Sunday, March 10th 04/08 – New Moon: Monday, April 8th 05/07 – New Moon: Tuesday, May 7th 06/06 – New Moon: Thursday, June 6th 07/05 – New Moon: Friday, July 5th 08/04 – New Moon: Sunday, August 4th 09/02 – New Moon: Monday, September 2nd 10/02 – New Moon: Wednesday, October 2nd 10/31 – New Moon: Friday, November 1st 11/30 – New Moon: Saturday, November 30th 12/30 – New Moon: Monday, December 30th
AND ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE can pretty much do anything apparently. We told it to “make a list of all the full moons and all the new moons for 2024” … got it mostly right! Had to change a few based on factual info from Time and Date so now it’s 100% legit let’s say, good to go! About half the time. As for you. You’re for sure gonna be fired! A.I. replaced. Lucky for you, sending full moon bday ecards is good cheap (even free) fun!
FORTUNATELY AI CAN’T make or send any of our sweet moon stickers or calendars – we still do that with our good ole’ human hands and dumbass printers, and send em’ with love. Yes there is a free downloadable 2024 moon calendar…
HOWEVER, IMAGE GENERATION – or GenAI – is all the rage. We used the Canvas Magic Media AI and their Dall-E plugin AI, Microsofts’fts Bing Image Creator, and probably some other ones like Adobe to generate these random images – including from a “moon phase illustrations in the mayan calendar style” prompt with some filters (see top and below), so there’s that. Um… and then we put in some other prompts as well (see below below). Yeah.
WE ALSO USED WordPress Assistant AI to generate this text below – about what the Mayan civilization thought about the full moon – but WE’RE NOT GOING TO FACT CHECK THAT ISH. Instead maybe just read this wikipedia on the maya moon goddess before AI fucks up wiki and please forgive & thank us promptly.
“ladies dancing under a full moon” with some silly af filters (same with the mouse above! lol)
“make out scene under a full moon” and same with watercolor filter
“full moon matisse style” and “full moon van gogh style”
“wolves under a full moon” with psychedelic filter
and how could we go wrong with the video prompt: wolves running through the snowy forest with a moon over head and mountains” epic!
AI take on significance of Full Moon in the Mayan Culture (NOT FACT OR BIAS CHECKED)
The Mayan civilization, one of the most advanced ancient cultures of Mesoamerica, attributed profound significance to astronomical events, including the full moon. They were exceptional astronomers and used the motions of celestial bodies for various purposes, from agricultural cycles to religious ceremonies.
For the Maya, the full moon held deep symbolic meaning. It was seen as a potent time for growth, fertility, and transformation. The full light of the moon represented the culmination of energy, a peak of clarity, and the full revelation of intentions and truths. The lunar cycle, including the full moon, was important in Mayan calendars, of which they had several types, such as the Tzolk’in (a 260-day calendar), the Haab’ (a solar calendar), and the Long Count system.
The full moon was also intertwined with Maya mythology and deities. One of the prominent lunar goddesses was Ix Chel, the deity of the moon, water, weaving, and childbirth. She was often depicted with a rabbit, which is also a common motif associated with the moon in various cultures due to the shapes observed on the lunar surface. Ix Chel signifies fertility and rejuvenation, and her association with the moon underlines its role in growth and rebirth.
Furthermore, the Maya believed that the phases of the moon corresponded with the life stages of humans—particularly with the life cycle of women, given the similarities between the menstrual cycle and the lunar cycle. Rites of passage, planting, and harvesting were also timed according to moon phases, with the full moon being a critical calendar marker for such activities.
In agricultural terms, the full moon was understood to affect moisture levels in the soil, which they considered when planning their planting. During the full moon, the increased light at night also allowed for extended activities.
The Maya also used the full moon for divination purposes. They believed that it was a time when the veil between the material world and the spiritual realm was thinnest, allowing for communication with the gods.
In summary, the Mayan culture viewed the full moon as a powerful celestial event that was deeply connected to the rhythms of nature, human life, and the divine. Each full moon brought with it symbolic energy that was carefully observed and integrated into Mayan cultural practices and religious observances.
-by AI
A List of New Moons for the Year 2025
01/29 – January New Moon: Wednesday, January 29th 02/27 – February New Moon: Thursday, February 27th 03/29 – March New Moon: Saturday, March 29th 04/28 – April New Moon: Monday, April 28th 05/27 – May New Moon: Wednesday, May 27th 06/26 – June New Moon: Friday, June 26th 07/25 – July New Moon: Saturday, July 25th 08/24 – August New Moon: Sunday, August 24th 09/22 – September New Moon: Tuesday, September 22nd 10/22 – October New Moon: Wednesday, October 22nd 11/20 – November New Moon: Saturday, November 20th 12/20 – December New Moon: Sunday, December 20th
A List of Full Moons for the Year 2025
01/14 – Wolf Moon: Tuesday, January 14th
02/12 – Snow Moon: Wednesday, February 12th
03/14 – Worm Moon: Friday, March 14th
04/13 – Pink Moon: Sunday, April 13th
05/12 – Flower Moon: Monday, May 12th
06/11 – Strawberry Moon: Wednesday, June 11th
07/10 – Buck Moon: Thursday, July 10th
08/09 – Sturgeon Moon: Saturday, August 9th
09/07 – Corn Moon: Monday, September 7th
10/07 – Hunter’s Moon: Tuesday, October 7th
11/05 – Beaver Moon: Thursday, November 5th
12/05 – Cold Moon: Saturday, December 5th
IT’S THE YEAR ② ⓪ ② ④ Say what?! Get our official sticker! Because f’ this.
[2024 sticker]
AI IS EVERYTHING 👾 now which means we have a whole bunch of AI generated nonsense because apparently AI can do friggin anything. Wowza. F’ us all.
IT’S ALL ABOUT 🐀 Mickey!.. errr’ Steamboat Willie. The infamous original copyright version of the innocent rodent of yesteryear Disney has finally lost to the public domain – So yes, this is Micky’s year… err’ Steamboat Willie!
THE YEAR OF WILLIE’ NILLY
AI AND MICKEY 🤩 (not the good versions yet) are hereby awarded the shwinners of 2024 🎺 da dada daaa 🎺 and thus this the year two thousand and twenty four has been deemed, “The year of Willie’ Nilly”
FOLLOW ALONG AS we celebrate the history-repeats-itself future-cast that is the here and now, and cry about it all the way 😿. We’re not all doom and gloom though, the future is now and it’s silly if you let yourself laugh about it from time-to-time.
WE’VE GOT TWELVE ☀️ Full Moons and all the days in between to celebrate the struggle! Follow us on Instagram and sign-up for our newsletter The Would Shop Weekly (not a weekly).
SPEAKING OF MOONS… check our… ⤵️
FULL MOONS OF 2024 LIST 🌙 Including our 🌗 2024 Moon Calendar 🌓 Moon Calendar is available as a digital download / diy print version
We forgot about cyber monday so it’s just cyber deals for days all dec::::: We’ve got shit for christmas including some sweet stocking stuffers, plus thxgiving leftovers. But really>> Half-off all december and january e-card sends. Also check out our full moon send (dec 26) and new moon send (dec 12) for december…. SPEAKING OF MOONs… it’s our… ⤵️
LAST MOONS OF THE YEAR SALE! 🌙 Including our 🌗 2024 Moon Calendar 🌓 PRINTS AVAILABLE! {last day to xmas order/ship is Dec 10th} Also: Moon Calendar is available as a digital download / diy print version
It happens like a snap and we’re in it! WINTER! Make sure to Check out the Winter Catalog, view our list of Winter To Do’s etc. We’ve got a lot of cold clothes to check out. Something to snuggle in. Plus Solstice (fri dec 22) and Xmas stuff.
