The Year the ship Has Sailed!
IT’S ⭐️ ② ⓪ ② ⑤ ⭐️ AND… The Ship Has Sailed!! (Read our rant)… BUT Don’t miss the boat! Make your To-Do lists! and check off ➡️ Get our official sticker!
BOUND TO BE 🔥 hotter than ever this year! (just like last!) – which means we’ve got 🔥 HOT DEALS 🔥 all year long!
EVERY YEAR IS 🌝 Full of Full Moons. And New Moons. And Birthdays! And Hurrays! Send someone something. Easy peasy.
🚨 Breaking News 🚨
IT’S ALL ABOUT 💪🏼 Popeye!… The Sailer Trans! More on that soon, maybe.
BUT SERIOUSLY WE’VE 💪🏼 got our public domain wrap for this year and it’s full of fun from the 1920’s. Check it out!
EVEN MORE IMPORTANTE 🫘 In honor we’re celebrating this year with greens and beans! Even though honestly, we prefer greens and tobacco. We’ve got a gut feeling about this.
GEN AI IS 👾 Still everything. Which means we have a whole bunch of AI generated nonsense creeping into our systems like microplastics in our blood guts. Wowza. F’ us all.
EARTH DAY LOVE 🌏 is back after a year hiatus in protest of plastics. They promised they are bringing the love this year. Well kinda.
BIKING MORE IS 🚴♂️ the best new year you can give yourself. We’re here for that for sure.
THAT’S OUR TAKE ☄️ 2025!… Full features below. Check out all the goods.
FOLLOW ALONG AS 😿 we celebrate the history-repeats-itself future-cast that is the here and now, and cry about it all the way. We’re not all doom and gloom though 😆 the future is now and it’s silly if you let yourself laugh about it from time-to-time 😭 in-between the cries.
WE’VE GOT DAYS ☀️ and days and days to celebrate the struggle! Follow us on Instagram and sign-up for our newsletter for more of The Would Shop weekly (not a weekly).
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🚨 Big News 🚨
Popeye is public domain
POPEYE THE SAILER 💪🏼 is now public domain. So is singing in the rain. We’ve got a few things to celebrate. Read our full wrap, too.
LAST YEAR IS 🤩 Over. But we’ll never forget our Year of Willie’ Nilly. And this year a a dozen more mickey films come into the public domain. Check out our Mickey Merch.
🌟 Featured 🌟
2025 Full Moon Calendar Schedule
FULL MOONS OF 2025 LIST
🌙 Including our
🌗 2025 Moon Calendar 🌓
Moon Calendar is available as a
digital download / diy print version
🥬 Greens & Beans 🫘
Gut feeling it’s time to eat something good
GREENS AND BEENS 🍽️ is our new health kick for the year. And in honor of Popeye we’re starting out with spinach. And of course back eyed peas for new years.
OUR OTHER GOALS 💪🏼 are on our 2025 TO-DO List in our 2025 opening letter.
💀 2025 Opening Letter ☠️
The Ship Has Sailed 🏴☠️
2025 TO-DO List ☔️
